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bludfire

Like bredrin or nigga, this word is often used when referring to a group of friends, or in particular a group of individuals acquianted to you. Common in black culture and conversation, white chavs have also caught wind of this silly term and now use it to address their equally silly and poor comrades.
Touch me now bludfire!
Eh bludfire, s'happenin?
BLUDFIREZZZZ! BRRAAAAP!
by LeiLei June 29, 2006
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Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).
If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed
by Newbie0 March 27, 2010
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Bludger

A man who sits on his arse watching the Wiser (TV) and who leeches of his to get by Wife. Generally looks like a balding middle age man with a gut that sits ontop of the table-
"Did ya hear about that Bludger next door? Begging his poor bloody wife for a 50 to go and get pissed at the local Watering Hole"
by Nanger April 5, 2004
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Bludagon

A French weapon of war consisting of two kegs filled with soldiers' blood. A sprinkler attached to the top of the kegs spun and soaked the battlefield instilling pants pissing fear in those who stood against it. First deployed in 1778, this device was of little use against General Smallwood's Militia. However, the second Bludagon, although still destroyed, infected Smallwood's troops and killed them all. This was one of the two French Military victories against the United States.
"Holy fucking shit, General Smallwood! It's the Bludagon."
by Brandonsbass October 22, 2008
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bluederry

Bluederry is like Blue Balls... only smaller
I haven't been laid in 3 months! I a delicious bluederry between my legs. Wanna taste?
by Bluederry man January 5, 2018
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blued out

Getting screwed over at the last second. Typically with a bet.
Yo Al I had Barcelona ML for the last leg of my parlay and they were winning all game and then in the 90th I got blued out. Madrid tied it.
by blaZerwilkinson June 27, 2020
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beat your bludgers

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
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