Blumpa-loompah

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

Man, I thought a blumpkin was great. Then I found a golden ticket and Mr. Wonka let me have a blumpa-loompah sample.

by PurpleYoda July 2, 2012

Blumpkin Del Fuego

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, just after eating mexican food

Chad: Damn, Tim stepped up his blumpkin game!

Josh: how so?

Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!

by EmbraceTheSuck May 21, 2013

blumpkin race

A guy gets his dick sucked while taking a shit. Its a race against the cock to see if he can shit before he cums!

Im bored, you down for a blumpkin race?

by WX_esco April 30, 2014

Blump Fake

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.

Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!

by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019

Speed Blump

Receiving a blumpkin (taking a shit while you're getting some dome) while driving. This can be done either into a bed pan or just onto the seat if you really don't give a shit.

Rebecca gave you a speed blump last night? Was it in a bed pan or did you just let it fly free?

by MrBeaverK February 23, 2010

21 Blump Street

Getting a blumpkin from a transexual, and said transexual looks like Johnny Depp.

I was so drunk last night that I ended up in the bathroom getting a 21 Blump Street; does that make me gay?

by Blumpman March 5, 2010

Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011