Bootleg budget

A descriptive term that refers to someone who doesn't make a lot of money and doesn't have a lot of money with them

Some common characteristics exhibited by these people are:

-Always being tired looking, sounding or feeling (maybe even a combination of them)

-Being into something that many stupid people would consider "weird" or "childish" like anime or video games

-Dressing in very simple ways like a T shirt that's a single colour

Nathan: Hey man, you wanna go eat some Italian food with me?

Jimmy: No man, I'm on a bootleg budget. Still struggling affording high quality food, I live off of frozen meals. Sorry

Nathan: Oh... that sucks. Well maybe when you get that degree we can spend more time and money together

Jimmy: Yeah

by Crusty cheese virus May 13, 2020

fruity budget

The word "fruity budget" was a term coined by the Good Omens subreddit Discord on October 8th, 2020. The term has been used in a variety of contexts but is generally a term used to add absurdist humor, or a term to use when you cannot think of something meaningful to say. Some of the more niche definitions include:

1.) A mistranslation of the German word for fluid balance.
2.) An unofficial synonym for the mitochondria.
3.) An unofficial synonym for metabolism.
4.) A particularly fruity budget.
5.) An exceptionally homosexual budget.
6.) A tasty treat found in a small hut in Antarctica.
7.) A preface to "UwU."

For extra tang, "liquid" can be added at the beginning, middle, or end of the term "fruity budget."

I could go for some fruity liquid budget right now to satisfy my UwUs.

I hope Neil Gaiman does not find these fruity budgets.

I'm so gay, all of my fruity budgets are spilling out of my cankles!

by chai tea transguy October 11, 2020

shoe-string budget

the meager leftovers of a person min wage salary after necessities have been paid for.

stop taking out so much useless credit card debt; your shoe-string budget will probably increase by a considerable amount

by Sexydimma January 5, 2017

Budget Fuck

(n) - An unfortunate event, or series of unfortunate events, that completely fucks up your financial plans.

Guy One: Did you hear about Bob's house burning down the other day? That really sucks man.

Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.

by Master Exploder 69 February 4, 2009

fuzz bludgeon

to take a serious beating from a police officer.

Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.

by DC Haha November 5, 2009

low budget maze runner

This is a fan movie, with the cutest, most incredible, sweetest, wonderful, and generally the best cast

someone: -who is that dancing to the music there "talk dirty-jason derulo"
someone 2: -this is a low budget maze runner cast, they are very funny and nice people

by gwennys November 28, 2021

dole bludger

A person who has no real interest to work and is happy to live off the hard paying tax payer for survival without feeling guilty. The person has little or no self worth but is happy to go on living in their little routine.

Let us go to the movies next week when my dole payment gets paid.

I can finally get that dvd box set next week and also buy some long needed chocolates and chips for the DVD night.

I am a dole bludger and proud of it, I can sleep in monday mornings when all you guys get ready for work. Just dont wake me with your loud car engines.

by simon22 July 21, 2006