bloods

Thoroughly stupid, illiterate, and ignorant people who:

* Tie red rags around their ass holes
* Make stupid signs with their hands
* Haven't the slightest amount of courage
* Aren't bold enough to knock over a liquor store without six of their buddies standing around
* Are too stupid to know how to hold a handgun
* Are too ignorant to get a job
* End up in prison, or maybe dead in the gutter

Chase and T-Money are bloods. They hold their guns on their sides to show everyone how stupid they are

by Jade&&Angel June 26, 2007

bloods

A group of people who formed a rival gang to the crips. though now bloods has become popular amoungst teenagers who are large fans of eninem and tupac, still live at their paretnt house, and in their 20's. They go around their local neighborhood claiming and convincing young kids that they are bloods. They usually only "jump" 13-15 year olds, and alot of the times, it girls, really, they are only a bunch of fucking pussies who have no problem with fighting in large groups against one person, even if the person lacks the y chromisone.

they should be strangled with their own intestings.

blood: bitch, shut the fuck up
*hits girl*
bloods girlfriend: stop!
*calls friend*
*friends come up and kick his ass, a week later he comes over with more of his blood buddies and pistols to get one girl, girls brother gets their before they could shoot her with his friends and beats the living shit out of them before the cops arive*

true story^

by anonymoussnack February 22, 2009

bloods

An African American group of gangs founded in west LOS ANGELES (namely Compton) by Sylvester Scott and Vincent Owens who organized local gangs in the mid to late 60s. They wear red. Their rivals are main rivals are Crips, but sects of Bloods also war with other Bloods. Bloods are also known as Pirus, which is the name of the street where the original Blood groups formed. They are outnumbered about seven to one by the Crips in the LA area.

Bloods call Crips crabs.

by Olivia Mora February 6, 2004

hop on bloons

A term popularly used in the femboy community, requesting that all femboys in the nearby area meet up to have rough anal sex for multiple hours, non stop.

Squizxy: wanna hop on bloons
farfacord: 🥴

by Squizxy July 29, 2021

bloodstache

The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.

Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!

by G. Wells November 7, 2008

bloodskank

Any sleazey looking, and knowingly disease infected girl/guy whoring themself on the streets.
Whoring on the streets usually limits access to soap and toothpaste.
"blood:" syn. w/ blood born diseases.
"skank:" syn. w/ dirty, unwashed, & skin conditions.

"I made the mistake of picking-up a sleazy bloodskank whoring herself for crack money. Now, all the soap and toothpaste in creation won't clean my disease infected crotch!"

by Carl J. Maltese March 28, 2007

bloods

The gang that needs to get along with the crips.

Crips: FUCK THE SLOBS
Bloods: FUCK THE CRABS
Me: Cant we all just get along?!?!
Crips and Bloods: NIGGA FUCK YOU! *Both gangs proceed to shoot at me with 9mm's, .45's, Ingram MAC-10's, AK47's and other weapons*
*Crips and Bloods start shooting at each other afterwards*

by Jordan Stevens April 16, 2007