Blimpanzee

A morbidly obese black who's inevitable demise is only ever one chocolate bar away.

'The witless, waddling Blimpanzees Diane and David were oblivious to the pandemonium and carnage caused by their impenetrable fumes of sweaty piss pong which instantly triggered a government cobra meeting as the windowless chamber was being evacuated.

The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.

by Herbie Dongsporran May 9, 2022

blimp

tradition in northern ireland. e.g: when a blimp flies by ur house and you see it you point at it and shout "BLIMP! BLIMP!" you have to say it like a goat. we also do the same for hot air balloons.

"look there is a blimp flying outside" "BLIMP! BLIMP!"

by BigKrissy July 3, 2023

Ain't No Blimpzy Way

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! Inspired from "Ain't No Way" but it's using "BLIMP" to advertise to people from far destination.
Like posting on internet in 2023 but. 1930's When we doesn't invent a "SMARTPHONE" People using an "AIRPLANE" or "BLIMP" to advertise to whole city or even near them

"NO WAY DUDE" we're gonna rent a blimp and advertise what i saw on a blimp and ride them to New York City"

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! that man ate burritos like a corn cob. Make him famous!

by CHR1SSY January 17, 2023

Blemph

Sam's Word of wonder, not really used to describe anything but use it to spice up your secret language and you'll have all your friends thinking you are insane in minutes.

Sam - BLEMPH!

*Everyone else runs away*

by Sirgrego April 7, 2005

blimp cheeks

The condition of having a big fat ass. Not ususally on a male, and usually complimenting a nice atractive physique. The ass usually dosn't waver in size due to anny amount of dieting.

Yo that bitch ass ho Burgandy has some blimp cheaks on her.

by Justin Niles. May 24, 2005

Blomit

Portmanteau of blood and vomit.

Dude, she just blomited all over your computer.

by Fur Gots October 12, 2008

Blimp Sex

Two obese specimens of the human race attempting to copulate (have sex). Often hard to recognize in the wild, as identifying body parts under the massive amount of sweaty rolls is very difficult.

Yo, Fat Bastard and Rosanne Barr are having blimp sex.

by Verb Ninja December 13, 2012