Blomit

Portmanteau of blood and vomit.

Dude, she just blomited all over your computer.

by Fur Gots October 12, 2008

blomit

When a drunk girl is blowing you, and she gags and vomits on your cock.

Drunk Girl: so, i was like BLASTED, and we were in the hot tub, and i was going down on him, and like i gagged, and i soooo blomited all over him

by huanisthere June 1, 2007

Blomit

When someone gets punched so hard in the kidneys or stomach that they vomit blood, or blomit.

After Billy punched Josh hard in the gut, Josh began to blomit all over; thus losing the fight.

by Vincent H. September 20, 2007

Blomit

The act of receiving a blow job and simultaneously puking.

I think i'm about to puke I could really go for a blomit.

by BS, SG, Chaz January 12, 2009

blomit

Excessive writing or posting to a blog; "blog vomit."

"I don't bother following John's blog anymore. Been a lot of blomit on there lately."

by mustdestroyalltraces August 24, 2009

bomitboomit

As a verb it means taking a poop; as a noun it means a turd

I got to go bomitboomit.
Oops I stepped in bomitboomit.

by june t March 25, 2020

bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008