Blomit 

Portmanteau of blood and vomit.

Dude, she just blomited all over your computer.

Blomit by Fur Gots October 12, 2008

blomit 

When a drunk girl is blowing you, and she gags and vomits on your cock.

Drunk Girl: so, i was like BLASTED, and we were in the hot tub, and i was going down on him, and like i gagged, and i soooo blomited all over him

blomit by huanisthere June 1, 2007

Blomit 

When someone gets punched so hard in the kidneys or stomach that they vomit blood, or blomit.

After Billy punched Josh hard in the gut, Josh began to blomit all over; thus losing the fight.

Blomit by Vincent H. September 20, 2007

Blomit 

The act of receiving a blow job and simultaneously puking.

I think i'm about to puke I could really go for a blomit.

Blomit by BS, SG, Chaz January 12, 2009

blomit 

Excessive writing or posting to a blog; "blog vomit."

"I don't bother following John's blog anymore. Been a lot of blomit on there lately."

blomit by mustdestroyalltraces August 24, 2009

bomitboomit 

As a verb it means taking a poop; as a noun it means a turd

I got to go bomitboomit.
Oops I stepped in bomitboomit.

bomitboomit by june t March 25, 2020

bloitus 

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

bloitus by BloitusLover December 29, 2008