cj blizzard

80's Glam hair band Rocker, Rock Star, Awesome Person

Did you see that CJ Blizzard at the show the other night.

by Christopher Diamond April 21, 2008

artic blizzard

when a girl (or guy) gives a guy head with mints in their mouth.

similar to "firefly" (giving head with poprocks).

Thomas really wants an artic blizzard because he thinks it'll be quite refreshing.

Thomas can't wait to get an artic blizzard.

by crazyychickk01 December 4, 2010

Buffalo Blizzard

A Buffalo Blizzard is when you are doing a chick; and when you're about to blow your load, you stand behind a running fan and release your spunk into the back of the fan, so your hot jizz will blizzard onto her. Much like a snowstorm in Buffalo.

I gave that chick a Buffalo Blizzard last night, it was all over her!

by StudRatchet October 25, 2016

Paper Blizzarding

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.

You just got paper blizzarded

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.

by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019

Blizzard

the act of ejaculating into a fan thus causing the sperm to fly in all directions and covering any person thats in front of it

after i had sex with that bitch last night I gave her a blizzard

by hplg December 12, 2009

african blizzard

When some black guy is hella ashy and his ashy flakes get all over you, hence an African blizzard.

"Damn Jamal just bombarded me wit an african blizzard"

by LaRon May 19, 2006

Naperville Blizzard

Similar to the Chicago Snowstorm, in this instance you must first reserve ejaculation for several days. Once your "bank is built", during sex prior to climax you turn a ceiling fan on and full speed. At the moment of ejaculation, you turn you dick up towards the ceiling fan and fire, the effect should be one of a massive load of Jism exploding all over the room coating everything in sight. The build up should allow you to reach the fan from a kneeling position.

Nothing like a Naperville Blizzard in the middle of July

by slyoctober1 May 8, 2009