blitzed on the bird

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Pulling a Blitz

1. Baiting someone in saying you'll do something "someday, eventually or maybe" and then never doing it.

2. Starting something and then immediately quitting, no exceptions.

"I will stream eventually" - The name giving Blitznae pulling a Blitz, followed by it never happening.

by Flupperich October 13, 2016

porno blitz

Submitting someone's email address to no less than a dozen porn email spammers.

By any chance, did either of you guys porno blitz my home e-mail account? I have been receiving about 20 porno e-mails everyday.

by alberr December 21, 2007

Boomer Blitz

Old people violently hatefucking.

Man, I thought I was walking into a great orgy from what I heard, but when I got there all I saw was a big fucking boomer blitz!

by Dr Indian November 25, 2019

Blitz Team

The Blitz Team is a certain group of people that follow Mr. Bruce Blitz on YouTube and other social media outlets.

These fans are made up of sports fans and pro wrestling fans.

I have just joined the Blitz Team.
You should join the Blitz Team.

by Mr. Blitz Team December 16, 2013

boofy blitzed

Is a state of intoxication. Usually leads to naked, unprotected, sexual acts.If you find yourself in this state of mind, refrain from talking to women named Lisa:)

Ryan: Wow Lisa, im really boofy blited.
Lisa: Well im boofy blitzed too, wanna bang?

by RYEMAN June 11, 2006

Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009