android blind

When you get a cool emoji-filled text from your friend but have no idea what the fuck they're saying because all of the emojis are little boxes.

You: Man, my dog died today.
Friend: 💀
You: What's ?
Friend: Sorry, forgot you were android blind

by LuxuriantCarrot July 10, 2022

Binx

Binx is a superhero cat trained to save the world from bad guys and to cuddle it's human.

Never fear Super Binx is here!

by motownandjazz September 23, 2009

blind guardian

one of the best metal bands that has ever walked the face of this earth!

SHIT! Blind Guardian fucking kicks ass!!!

by Lord Mediocrity April 14, 2003

Blinding the Marlin

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009

blind guardian

true power metal that kicks your ass

blind guardian rocked my face off

by yeah and stuff May 3, 2003

Bitch Be Blind

When a guy is whacking off and his lady walks in on him .. She starts yelling and he promptly punches her in the right eye and soon after plasters the left eye shut with his Goo..

Dude my lady walked in on me jacking it so I punched her in one eye and shot a load in her other one . There you have Bitch Be Blind

by Lick it all up November 30, 2018

blinxin

An adjective used to mean excellent, or very good.

That burger is blinxin!

by Rachel the small one August 20, 2006