by Chris A. H. November 29, 2006
Get the male blindness mug.1. A curable condition where a person to buy into an ideology, dismissing personal experience that does not fit into the ideology.
2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.
2. A curable condition where a person supports the concentration of wealth and power, even when it puts them personally at greater risk of having neither.
Mary: Single mothers are a drain on society.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?
Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.
Barry: Uh, you're a divorcee with a kid. So is your sister.
Mary: But we're different, we work hard! You know the type I mean, stop trying to twist my words!
Barry: How long have you had right blindness?
Even though Bob doesn't make much money, he supports cutting taxes on the rich because he has right blindness.
by PulpPoet August 17, 2012
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A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.
Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"
by signon77 October 24, 2013
Get the blonde blindness mug.doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the passing lane blindness mug.An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)
Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!
Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.
Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!
Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!
Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.
Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!
Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
by YouKnowItIsTrue November 19, 2011
Get the Male Pattern Blindness mug.its a word that the people in the ghetto use to define english when they have to go to that class, its used in the schools.
guy 1: yo what class u got
guy 2: yo guy i got blinglish my nigga
guy 1: fo shit man that sucks big ones
guy 2: yo guy i got blinglish my nigga
guy 1: fo shit man that sucks big ones
by nick December 3, 2004
Get the blinglish mug.a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them
if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!
by b1 May 28, 2006
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