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BLEACHED

When a non-white women has sex with a White man.
Example 1: This girl is so bleached, if you're not a white guy she won't even give you a chance.
Example 2: That black girl from the party last night went home with two white guys, she definitely got bleached.
by AG303TT July 4, 2020
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Bottom Bleaching

<noun> Slang

1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.

==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.
"That porn star is getting her bottom bleached so men won't know that she actually uses her arse for other things than getting spanked and fucked by 9 inch cocks."
by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005
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A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.
I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
by Sharp1e September 14, 2009
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Bleached bunny

A woman who has a fetish for white men.

A common fetish, as most women dating or having sexual endeavors outside of their race usually indulge themselves with white men.

White women with this fetish may be called racist or traditional, and non white women with this fetish are considered colonized or bed wenches by their communities.

These women come with an array of reasons for choosing to be white only, some do it for purely sexual reasons and simply have a love for BWC (big white cock) and other women can have more political reasons, such as the divest movement.
Girl 1: I don't know what to do, the sex isn't good and he just won't listen to me or try to work things out.
Girl 2: Well, have you tried white men?
Girl 1: Let's be serious, who wants a white boy.
Girl 2: I'm serious! Being a bleached bunny will change your life.
by Bleached addict July 15, 2023
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Bleach Vs. Naruto

An ongoing comparison and contrast of two widely popular Manga metaseries.

Naruto, written by Masahi Kishimoto and Bleach, written Tite Kubo, are two popular Manga metaseries which were both serialized by the Shonen Jump magazine in 1999 and 2001 respectively. Viz Media, a major American anime and Japanese entertainment media company, serialized both series in 2003 (Naruto) and 2004 (Bleach). Both graphic novels were very well received and set records for graphic novel sales in the U.S.. Soon after, much animosity grew between devout fans of both series in a debate which has yet to be resolved over which of the two, Bleach or Naruto, is better. To the annoyance of the general public.

See: Narutard
Bleach Vs. Naruto
Narutard: Naruto is way better than stupid Bleach! "OMG! IKM A SHINGAMI WITH A BIG SWORD!
Sensible Bleach Fan: Well, I appreciate your opinion. But I still enjoy the more mature-
Narutard: KAGEBUSHI NO JUTSOOMG!111!!
Civilian who is tired of this bullshit: SHUT UP!!!

Note: Narutards are ravenous and almost inhuman when the subject of which Anime, Manga, or Yaoi fanfic is better. So approach with caution. (Unlike the more sensible Bleach fan)

lol11ol1!!biasedlol!!1
by thekidcanfight May 13, 2007
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bleach

An awesome debut album by Nirvana. It was recorded for only $600 and was the only album to feature Chad Channing on the drums. Was released in 1989, way way before the the anime series. Has 13 songs including "Love Buzz" "About A Girl" and "School".
Random Guy: What you listening to?
Fan: Bleach.
Random Guy: Yay I have every book in the series!
Fan: No you idiot! I'm listening to the album Bleach by Nirvana.
Random Guy: What is Nirvana
by gimmeanelectricguitar October 1, 2010
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Bleach

What you crave after watching/listening to "Sweatshirt" by Jacob Sartorius.
Mom: Honey, do you want something to eat?
Me: Just some Clorox bleach!
Mom: What? Why?
Me: Because I am listening to "Sweatshirt"
Mom: Ohhh, Okay honey, I only want what is best for your ear drums!
by Nobody ;P July 4, 2016
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