Bits is a northern irish phrase referring to two people doing anything from kissing up to sex. It can also be used a form of abuse to shout whilst your friend is with his/her person of desire.
"Where are Phil and Jenna?"
"Gettin' bits"
"About flipping time"
"Look Erin and Kyle are walking together, BITS!"
"Gettin' bits"
"About flipping time"
"Look Erin and Kyle are walking together, BITS!"
by Wobknob. December 28, 2011

by Brian Folger September 14, 2005

'lisp' slang for Bitch. Can be used as a term of endearment or greeting to people you know. Slightly offensive towards strangers
see bitch
see bitch
Adrian: Yo what you talking bout Willis?
Shawn: Bits! Not that shit again
Shawn: The codename for my ex is bits, so keep it on the low low
Pierre: Yo she knows...
Shawn: Bits!
Shawn: Bits! Not that shit again
Shawn: The codename for my ex is bits, so keep it on the low low
Pierre: Yo she knows...
Shawn: Bits!
by da_thug44 November 19, 2007

The small, generally flakey, pieces of marijuana that can be found at the bottom of every bag after larger pieces (nuggets) have been smoked. The bit are argued by stoners, as well as occasional smokers, to render a better high than larger, intact pieces of marijuana.
"Oh shit dude, I'm fresh out of nuggs!"
"No worries, man. We can smoke the bits!"
"Oh. Duh."
"Fuck man, that weed is dank."
"It's not just weed, dude. It's the bits."
"Oh. Sweet."
"No worries, man. We can smoke the bits!"
"Oh. Duh."
"Fuck man, that weed is dank."
"It's not just weed, dude. It's the bits."
"Oh. Sweet."
by HJames978 January 18, 2010

by mad awsome November 24, 2003

Playing around, usually with someone who doesn't get the 'bit' - leading to others who get the joke, to be amused.
John: I'm actually the king of herpderpistan.
Jane: Really? that's so interesting.
Everyone else (to themselves): Hahahaha bitch doesn't get that he's bitting.
Jane: Really? that's so interesting.
Everyone else (to themselves): Hahahaha bitch doesn't get that he's bitting.
by LarsTheKing November 7, 2011

by girlwithbits29 January 21, 2011
