bifter shifter

1. A game which involves passing a bifter around a large group of people.

"That last game of bifter shifter really fucked me up!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Bitumen

1. Bitumen is black, tar-like substance which will cause a fit of the giggles in Science lessons (depending upon ones mood), as it is pronounces, "bitch-umen".
It is the pronounciation of this oil-waste that lead on from it's original definition, as 'bitumen' can in fact, be the source of many inside jokes aimed at those oblivious to those who lack a sense of humour and thus cannot tell when you have just reffered to them as a 'bitch' via the word 'bitumen'

2. It sounds as though it should be a type of Pokémon

1. Samantha, "You're such a bitumen!"
Lindsay, "Say whaaa'?"

2. Ash, "I choose you, Bitumon!"

by Ol' Jayson August 24, 2010

BiFurious

The act of being super bisexual. This is used for uber bisexuals that enjoy what they do.

John: Did you hear that Jessica is bisexual?
James: Yeah, actually I heard she is bifurious.
John: What is bifurious?
James: Someone who is uber bisexual, and enjoys having bisexual sex a lot.

by Ubiquitous-Steven December 16, 2010

bittu

A word used as an insult to another person meaning dumbass drunk

Guy 1: Yo i got so drunk last night
Guy 2: Your a fucking bittu!

by b1223 September 16, 2007

Bituation

It's the one thing all straight guys want to know before they attend any event. How many girls are going. Also commonly known as "what's the ratio girls:boys"

Hmm, what's the bituation?

by DVious. November 16, 2011

Bifunctional

When your family is sometimes functional and sometimes not functional.

You: Wow! Everyone in my family gets along really good but we are all totally messed up.

Friend: Sounds to me like you have a bifunctional family.

You: Yeah, we swing both ways!

by T-MONEY from HTOWN October 30, 2011

Bifurcating

When the stream of urine flowing out of a penis splits into two, making it harder for the male operating the penis to direct the flow propely into the toilet.

While taking a piss yesterday morning Joe bifurcated, causing him to spill urine on the toilet seat. He quickly proceeded to clean up so his girlfriend wouldn't hassle him for the next 722 years. "Goddamn bifurcating" thought Joe

by Matt AKA Percival July 13, 2015