Bifunctional 

When your family is sometimes functional and sometimes not functional.

You: Wow! Everyone in my family gets along really good but we are all totally messed up.

Friend: Sounds to me like you have a bifunctional family.

You: Yeah, we swing both ways!

Bifunctional by T-MONEY from HTOWN October 30, 2011

bysfunctional 

When you are bi sexual and dysfunctional at the same time

That girl is so bysfunctional around her girlfriend.

bysfunctional by Jaseypooo May 11, 2019