Botched

When a girls surgically inhanced breasts have deflated due to an injury.

The strippers boobs were botched by the snake in front of the whole crowed!

by Bigfatmeanni February 4, 2017

got bitched

A person who missed out, was late to arive or to recive something.

Yo you "got bitched" that kid beat you to that loot.

by da menace November 11, 2006

Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

by tehsheriff May 25, 2009

beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

by luke detty May 13, 2005

boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 31, 2005

Bitched

A term to describe one's eyes when high as fuck on weed and redder than the Devil's dank.

My eyes are sooooooo bitched, guy.

by Carsizzle December 25, 2010

bitched

when someone gets completely demolished in something, generally, but not always, a sporting event.

Mom: go do your chores stevie
Steve: why dont you stop worrying about me and worry about the blood in your urine (steve then precedes to punch his mom and the kidneys
Mom: (rolls around the ground in agony)
Steve: BITCHED

by mikemuzzin July 25, 2007