beatmania 2dx

A game that dj gs68 needs to stop playing before his obsession with it turns into a capital crime.

People on GameFAQs's BEMANI and Rhythm Action board want me banned for whoring about 2DX in every topic.

by dj gs68 October 23, 2003

Bergmann

Dropping a deuce so bad, the toilet cannot be cleaned by conventional methods. I.e. Requires building destruction or atomic weapons.

Dude, I just dropped a Bergmann. They're probably going to have to tear the building down.

by Sersa June 27, 2015

Pull a Bartman

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

by rayman8r February 21, 2010

bartman

Being a complete and utter moron.

That guy's a total bartman.

by pater incognito October 15, 2003

Chris Berman

The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.

He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!

DA-RAID-AHS!

Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!

by Captain White Power September 8, 2008

bertrand

in a moving vehicle: to closely follow someone in an aggressive manner in an attempt to pass them on the interstate or highway. Often times, the vehicle attempting to be passed is already exceeding the speed limit so the person doing the bertranding ends up looking like a dick

Girl I'm going 90 in a 65 and this car behind me is on my ass trying to pass me. She needs to stop her damn bertranding before I go off.

by laurelruf January 5, 2010

Bertrand

The man behind the camera who always makes mistakes.

Evil Overlord "Hey! Stop it!"
Bertrand "Sorry."

by Derpz May 4, 2015