A beige mom is a mother who fiends for the color beige this mother will only give their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with dress them in only beige you may be wondering why would a mother deprive their child of a bright colorful life well these mothers go feral for even a speck of dust that doesn’t match their beige aesthetic therefore being a sad beige mom with sad beige babies
by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023
Get the Beige mommug. Man, Graham was sickening this morning in the CEO's office, he was beige nosing like a mother fucker.
by Greenery October 8, 2008
Get the Beige nosingmug. A hot female who's skin color is neither white nor black but instead is NATURALLY tanned. They usually live at the gym and also have that exotic look to them.
Amberlynn: Like I hate spending all that time at the tanning salon, like its a waste of time..
Selena: Girl you just mad that you ain't a beige bitch!
Selena: Girl you just mad that you ain't a beige bitch!
by Reckless0777,Sir Suffers A lot August 8, 2016
Get the Beige Bitchmug. The gate-like thing at the intersection of 19th Ave. and Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in San Francisco that symbolizes the end of the brutal slow traffic when going north on state highway 1 (like when youre supposed to drive to Marin county)
Getting from I-280 to Golden Gate park took forever, until I made it to the Beige Pillars of Freedom.
by M@77 J@M35 January 3, 2012
Get the Beige Pillars of Freedommug. A baby thats mother/father only buys toys for them / dresses them in neutral colours i.e. beige, white, brown, grey etc.
by redsquirrel.org November 19, 2022
Get the sad beige babymug. A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox
spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.
by 403forbidden October 11, 2006
Get the mass beige postingmug. That matt fawn colour that resembles nicotine stained cream paint, you only find the old NHS hearing aids in this colour as no self respecting person would pay good money to have any item of this dull colour.
by Moggsy James July 1, 2010
Get the Hearing Aid Beigemug.