beech

it’s just a beach but a third grader wrote it in his DUOTANG

kid writing in journal: “yesderday me and momy went to the beech. it was fun”

teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”

by omgshesbackfromthedead March 28, 2019

Beecher City

Pop. 450
Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.

Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"

Alex "No."

Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"

Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"

by Atrumia March 11, 2009

Beechnut

While your friend (preferably a guy) is sleeping, aggressively swipe the warm, moist, pungent smelling area between your ball sack and your upper inner thigh with your index finger. Proceed to swipe that same index finger down your sleeping friend's philtrum (the vertical depression between the nose and upper lip). Similar to Vick's Vapo Rub, your friend will inhale this scent all night long.

Being too lazy to perform the Abe Lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging Steve, Hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead.

by Big Dork Socks March 24, 2010

Loren Beech

Someone who's popular and genuinely looks like she's in her 20's

When I first saw Loren Beech, I thought she was 21 or something. Then, I found out she was 13.

by Delaneyab June 16, 2018

Beecroft

To walk out of or fail to show up to an exam through an inability to deal with the stresses of life.

A:Did you hear about Luke?
B:No what?
A:He didn't go to his exam!
B:Oh no, what a Beecroft!

by Chris O'Reily June 21, 2007

beech

a catchy word meaning dope, sick, or cool.

yo, this summer's gunna be beech.

by kizzerr February 6, 2010

Beech High School

A school filled with hoes, fags, and bitches who support a shitty football team. The people at the school also likes to beat special ed kids and choke people out.

Person 1: “hey, what school do you go to?”
Person 2: “I go to that one school that only allows homosexuals to attend”
Person 1: “ahhhh so beech high school?”
Person 2: “yup”

by Buck Feech August 31, 2021