bed rotting

The gen z term for staying in bed for days on end, binging on Netflix, Tik Tok and Hinge

Hey man, where have you been these days? Sorry, brother , I’ve been bed rotting!

by Chriso! June 2, 2023

Bed Slamming

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

by aksival December 2, 2007

bed sniffer

A weirdo who moves into your house and sniffs everyones bed when they leave in the morning.

Very creepy, undesirable flatmate.

Oooh dunno if id like him to move in to the gaff, looks like a bed sniffer

freak

by kerbearker January 21, 2011

bed check

A bed check is when the man walks thru the office and notes who is there and who is not.

Last night at 4 Marcy walked thru and did a bed check on the engineering department.

by CJH 1957 December 24, 2011

Bed warmer

A man or woman that a person keeps within a relationship for the sole purpose of not being alone; Company in bed at night and a sexual playmate. The bedwarmer doesn't always know it and is under the impression that the person actually loves him or her.

Ann: Why do you keep him if you hate everything about him?
Jane: I get lonely at night and I don't want to just sleep around with random men
Ann: So he's just like your bed warmer then?

by FlamingPsycho November 13, 2012

bed shuffle

The little dance you do when you first get into bed when trying to find the most comfortable position.

Andy knew that all he needed was a little bed shuffle to send him straight to sleep.

by Spookymuffins November 22, 2006

Bed Flute

A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.

Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?

by ThaBigCheesy November 2, 2010