Beard Season

Greatest season ever, time of year when it is not necessary to shave due to any reason at all

Dan: So Steve you haven't shaved in a while whats up?

Steve: Well Dan its that time of year you know beard season.

by TheGlueGunner September 04, 2008

Beard splinter

A sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. Usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.

M: So how was your day?
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.

by leighstarfish October 15, 2011

bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006

unemployment beard

This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.

Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!

Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.

by gibberling September 29, 2007

Stress Beard

The beard that guys grow during midterms or finals period when they're too busy or too stressed to shave.

Finals period is over! I can finally shave my stress beard!

by Finals free December 14, 2010

Beard Shaming

Beard shaming is defined as inappropriate negative statements and attitutes toward a man's beard. It can also reach into the discrimination against individuals who may have un-matured beards. A backlash against beard shaming has resulted in the coining of the term itself and attempts to bring a more positive attitude toward diverse beards of all sizes and styles.

Does your beard even lift bro? Bro that's straight Beard Shaming.

by 2Chinz November 19, 2014

Weekend beard

Applies to men who shave Mon-Fri but stop shaving over the weekend.

"Jack is so trying to look like George Michael"
"Nah man, that's his weekend beard!"

by ws14062 October 25, 2009