booger bears

Ugly Girls

Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"

by assman February 10, 2004

Beerbs

Beer dispensing boobs.

-"Damn son, that chick's beerbs got me love drunk."

by Old Greggory February 22, 2008

Bearback

Having unprotected sex (raw, not wearing a condom).
Also called Bareback

I know I should use protection, but there is no feeling better on your dick than riding the bitch bearback.

by DipNBear July 19, 2006

Bearsharktopus

The organic lovechild of a 3-way between a Bear, a Shark and an Octopus. Has all the awesome traits of each animal in one crossbreeding superior being.

"My coworker quit smoking and she's acting like a Bearsharktopus today!"

by Cross Breading Junkie September 24, 2009

santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

Cummie Bears

Cum covered shit.

Let him cum inside you so you have some cummie bears to snack on later.

by Eatshitforbreakfast November 6, 2017

Bearsden

Glasgow's answer to Hollywood.

"Where ya from big chap?"
"Bearsden."
"Ooooh pish pash."

by djw1992 April 15, 2009