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The Beatles 

Greatest band to ever grace this planet in the history of the world. They are 100000000000000000 times better then all the newer band today. For those of you who don't like them...well...I am going to have to kick you square in the nuts and knock the punk crap out of your head.
ELEANOR RIGBY
I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at the curch where her wedding has been, lives in a dream, waits by the window, wearing the face she keeps in a jar by the door, who is it for?, all the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?, Father Makenzie, writing the words to a sermon that no-one will hear, no one comes near, look at him working, knoting his socks in the night when no one is there, what does he care? All the lonely people, where do they all come from?, all the lonely people, where do they all belong? I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name, no one came, father Makenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave, no one was saved. All the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?
The Beatles by Mustache Man April 19, 2005
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Beagle 2 

British-built Mars lander, launched by the European Space Agency in 2003 on the Mars Express spacecraft. Designed to investigate the possibilities of water and life at the landing site of Isidis Planita.
"Beagle 2 is not a rover, it stays in one spot."
Beagle 2 by Patteroast January 26, 2004

Beanless 

Like fruitless but with beans
-The state of haveing no beans
Person 1: Why are you sad?
Person 2: Nigga ate all my beans...
Person 1: Dang. I'd be sad too if i was beanless
Beanless by RamTram August 27, 2018

The Beatles 

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails
The Beatles by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021

the beatles 

Considered the greatest pop/rock band ever and i could not agree more. With over one billion sales of records, cds or tapes they shall never be matched. Although when any one thinks of the beatles they think of John Lennon, I think of Paul McCartney he is the best of all four. He wrote the majority of there songs in the later era (1967-70).
Turn up 'i am the walrus', this song rocks!!!
the beatles by bEATLe_PauL June 6, 2005

the Beatles 

Anyone who says the Beatles aren't the best band ever is lying. Their early music was mainly just superficial love songs, but they developped into an influential band with profound lyrics and just plain kickass music. They've been my favourite since I was 13.
The Beatles composed many amazing songs including Eleanor Rigby, Hey Jude, Come Together and Stawberry Fields Forever.
the Beatles by hannish July 5, 2004

The Beatles 

A 'revolutionary' band formed in 1960 that found great commercial and critical success. (Present day) it is considered a federal offense to claim that you do not consider them the best and last great thing to happen to the entirety of music. Regarding them as "meh", "okay" or "overrated" may result in, but is not limited to; severe berating/beating, vandalization of property, and/or having all you enjoy referred to as 'overrated'- regardless of its relevance to music; all punishments which may be delivered by hipsters, your parents/grandparents, the general public, etc...
John: The Beatles were okay, I just think they were a little overrated, y'know?

Hipster: (yelling) Hey everybody, this guy doesn't like The Beatles! I know, what the hell right!?

(Crowd starts to chant 'blasphemy!')

John's mother and father: Where did we go wrong!?

(John curls to a ball on the floor as he is showered with boot heels, fists and saliva)
The Beatles by Ironicarm February 26, 2011