Baebu

A person who is too manly

Baebu so manly he only poops once a day

by Aysking September 21, 2021

greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.

"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"

by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017

Bi-bate

When you can use both left and right hand to masturbate.

In order to relieve the sexual tension, I had to bi-bate.

by Princess Jewels May 22, 2018

Wake and bate

1. Masturbating as soon as soon as you wake up

2. Masturbating in the morning before doing anything else

I wake and bate every morning in order to wake myself up

by elfrosty May 18, 2014

Bareback Mountain

Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.

"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain".
"Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".

by Satandog March 25, 2006

batb

beat around the bush
or
beating around the bush

boy:well i don;t have anywhere to go this weekend...
girl: stop BATB!

by tara waters January 11, 2007

Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.

Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.

by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010