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Basement Ninja

A person, usually male aged 13-35, who practices inferior self-taught fighting, killing, or stealth techniques in the basement of his/her parents' home or in a basement apartment. Typical hobbies include collection of decorative 'ninja' weapons for the purposes of practice and display. Typical behaviours include exhibition of martial arts proficiency, provision of stealth tips, and demonstration of human pressure points.
"Anybody who carries nunchucks to a 7-11 is a basement ninja."
by King Byron August 21, 2008
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Musty Basement

A mungy, sweaty, dirty ass and bunghole.
Baby go wash dat ass. You gots a musty basement. Stank ass bitch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
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Basement Tapes

The Basement Tapes werea series of video tapes made by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold, the two Columbine shooters.

The tapes are filled with racial hatred, Eric Harris trying to drink Jack Daniels without choking and pure lulz.
"Hey, man, wanna go watch the Basement Tapes? Oh wait, we can only read transcripts from them on the Internet because the police won't release the tapes in case it spawns a copycat school shooting, despite there being numerous copycat school shootings since Columbine."

"Ok"
by RebTheJuvey March 16, 2009
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basement troll

Any over 30 male who lives in his parents' basement. Usually lacking in social skills. Never has a girlfriend. Heterosexual (non-practicing). Seldom employed. Loves Dungeons and Dragons. Usually overweight, bald. Comic book fanatic. Secretly (or not) wants to be his favorite comic book hero.
Dude I bet that basement troll has never even been to first base.
by nemo421 December 3, 2007
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Coming Out of the Basement

When a person you wouldn't expect (such as a jock or a cheerleader) openly admits to playing video games or pen and paper RPGs (like Dungeons and Dragons).
"I can't keep lying like this. I play Dungeons and Dragons. I am officially coming out of the basement"
"But you're the school quarterback!"
by Christopher Sturz January 15, 2007
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Basement Jockey

Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.
"Dan spent all night downstairs coding up the new kernel patch, he's a real basement jockey"
by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008
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