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ben barnes kink 

getting turned on, wet, boner, etc when you see pictures, or videos of ben barnes.
She saw a video of ben barnes and got turned on and started masturbating.That is called having a ben barnes kink.
ben barnes kink by jesper<3 April 25, 2021

jake barnes 

The sexual act of waxing your penis with your fathers seamen then slamming it into the anus of a man then as you get to the big finish you fake cum by gently spitting on his back as he turns around cum on his dick suck it slallow and as he falls on the ground punch him in the asshole stick the head of your penis inside your partners dick cum have a snail race if yours wins you perform a dirty sanchez to his dog go home take a cold shower then cold fuck with a roosters head up your ass and after that take the winning snail and stick him up your ass squeeze until it does
Chances dad is dead,.........................................so he did a jake barnes
jake barnes by Mason Allens January 22, 2012

Dirty Barnes 

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.
Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.

John Barnes 

The John Barnes is a tactical approach to team games or strategic board/computer games. It refers to an attempt by the aggressor to outflank or attack their opponent to the rear, or to infiltrate their defense.

It refers to John Barnes the English footballer who famously rapped a portion of an official England football song a section of which went as follows.

"They will hit you and hurt you, defend and attack. There's only one way to beat them, get round the back"
When faced with a stout defense from 300 Spartans, the Persian king ordered his troops to John Barnes the enemy thus encircling them with the use of an alternate path.
John Barnes by Jo Shitbox January 21, 2010

Clive Barnes 

A delusional singer/songwriter that refuses to accept their mediocrity.

Also, to Barnes it, is to deny being ginger, when in fact, ginger.
Ah man, did you see that dude singing in the bar last night? Total Clive Barnes.

He was Barnes-ing it, even when his pants were down, displaying ginger pubes aplenty!
Clive Barnes by bigcountry77 January 4, 2012

cole barnes 

A cole Barnes is a football loving, Sporty guy who will steal your heart in a madder if seconds. He is the most funniest guy to be around and loves to have fun
Dang, Cole Barnes is back having fun