Bald Brothers

Compatriots in the bald community, will give each other thumbs up as a means of empowerment in the face of vicious anti-bald bias.

"They're my bald brothers. We don't have meetings or anything, but we'll nod or something."

by Monty Park June 11, 2009

bald onion

1) Reference to hairless (usually shaved) female genitalia.
2) A mixed drink originally concocted and named by Kurt J. Erdman

Sometimes you just have a yen for a bald onion.

by Angus McRoid July 21, 2003

bald-digger

a women who Dig's Bald men.
in other word a women who tends to date men with no head hair.

"Now I ain't sayin' she a bald-digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no haired Niggaz (She steal me money)"

by BartIsCool November 17, 2009

Bald Pockets

The term Bald Pockets originates from religious people that are balding or heavily bald that means Hot Pockets. They use this term, as the outside is extremely bald or balding like they are. Usually, these people that uses this term are in their late 30s or early 40s that still lives with their mothers.

Man, I woke up this morning, and my mother didn't have my bald pockets ready.

by TNWR August 17, 2018

bald knob

Noun, Slang for the male penis.

After the bar, we went home and he showed me his bald knob.

by littlerigg September 12, 2006

breaking bald

breaking bad but all the fucking characters are slowly going bald and dying

“have you seen breaking bald?”
“you mean breaking bad..?”
“no,breaking bald.”

by LyonIsOffline July 07, 2022

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.

Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.

by Doornobs October 16, 2020