Baffed

To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.

A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.

by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

baffona

Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.

"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"

"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015

Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

baffing

The act of inserting your tongue into the ass of a long-time friend.

The elder one, delicate like a flower, was used to baffing Gandalf for a dollar, and some power.

by ThomasTheBaffer April 28, 2011