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Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017
mugGet the Babiesmug.

Baby

What you call someone who means the absolute world to you.
I love you, baby!
by BlueAngel101 September 20, 2018
mugGet the Babymug.

On Baby

On baby is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." On baby
is the name of a stuffed animal child that a 2 students really cared about. Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
"oN bAbY this homework is hard"

"On BaBy she is thicc"
by THOOBMOOBS October 2, 2019
mugGet the On Babymug.

babi

word use by malaysian for pig,quite rude in that country
1: i sleep with your mum last night..
2: you babi
by keymark January 1, 2018
mugGet the babimug.

Baby

Me
by I’m baby September 18, 2019
mugGet the Babymug.

Baby

Living, breathing proof that your condom failed.
Mother: "Little Timmy sure is growing up to be a fine young man!"
Father: "yeah, he's the worst fail I've ever made."
Mother: "I'm so proud of our accidental baby."
by Mooingcricket April 9, 2015
mugGet the Babymug.

Baby

Boss Baby is a great movie 10/10
by Bombh June 2, 2018
mugGet the Babymug.

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