Barely Having Sex

Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.

Barely Having Sex: "Baby, I only barely had sex with her. Don't worry.

by The Crotch Monster December 14, 2010

bably

To speak against what you are told to do.

"You! Do not speak bably!"

by Dakota June 4, 2004

barely yonder

Barely yonder is basically "not far" in old-timer speak. It was predominately said by old white people around the time of the dinosaurs. English teachers refer to this dialect of English as "Old English."

That is barely yonder away from here. The other bar is barely yonder.

by NotTheEC May 20, 2014

babelnite

the action of babeling about fortnite

can you stop babelniteing, do you have to babelnite.

by foynite May 31, 2018

babeloo

Someone you meet due to synchronicity at a time of your life when you don’t even know what happiness is all about. Finding a babeloo is extremely rare but when it happens, you know you will love and be loved forever and a day.

I found a babeloo and my life as taken a whole new meaning.

by Ze Babyboo July 15, 2018

Babey Wagnew

The protector of the bees, made in Ethiopia. Strengthened by his will to live, he ran from the cheetahs and is known for his noctorious bananas. He is the law. And trust me he will give you the hardest workout of his life.

Oh you ran 16 miles, what a Babey Wagnew move

by Nguyenpineapple July 9, 2019

babelaas

South African slang for hang-over.

Tom was so shitfaced yesterday that he's too babelaas to do anything today.

by werbar December 7, 2019