Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.

Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.

by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020

Pulling a Bauer

To Pull a Bauer:

The act of trying to one up somebody or interfere with the task they are trying to accomplish.

Yo man! Why you gotta go all Bauer on me broseph!

If you are on the green trying to putt and somebody does the Macarena with their shadow in your line they are pulling a Bauer.

by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 15, 2013

Treyven Ray Bauer

Something you call someone when they’re a big fucking pussy.

Kaelun you’re acting like Treyven Ray Bauer. Grow up you fucking pussy.

by mWilliam Jones September 4, 2022

Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer is SOL... no, not shit outta luck. Sex On Legs. ;)

Jack Bauer is sex on legs... and Kiefer isn't bad either!

by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004

Mrs Bauer

Bitch ass hoe that took over HHS

Fuck mrs Bauer she gay

by Me adamak October 18, 2019

Bauerdick Units (BDU's)

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. It is actually a theoretical measurement because no one has been able to locate and accurately measure a Bauerdick.

The size of that pencil is 1.4 million Bauerdick Units (BDU's).

by Petr Czech May 1, 2009

bauered

To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge

upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news

I just Bauered.

by Ramon Salazar October 6, 2004