back alley bobber

A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.

Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.

by Bitches get stitches 2.0 September 5, 2016

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Joggy bobbers

An Australian word for sweat pants. Derives from the term "jogging bottoms".

"Hey mate, you got some spare Joggy Bobbers for me?"
"Nah mate, I got sweat pants though!"

by Dustymetso November 23, 2020

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beef bobber

An individual who eats meat from plate witout the use of cutlery. Typically a " Beef Bobber" will be highly intoxicated and no longer possess the motor skills to cut steak.

I was out and went pure Beef Bobber.

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

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A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

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