Bad Assery

Queen's Engineers

Guy 1: So where are u going for uni?
Guy 2: Queen's
Guy 1: What are you taking?
Guy 2 Bad Assery
Guy1 : Queen's Engineering is a good program, good luck!

by god be i August 9, 2010

assnet

long bushy like hair that forms and develops around the anus, usually warm and moist.
Pronounciation- us-net

"Her assnet is so hairy, you could get your hand stuck tangled in it"

by -------- July 9, 2006

assteroid

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

Assert

Professional character displaying high self esteem. Often demonstrates their high self worth by owning at online games. Will change their name often as an attempt to avoid detection by fellow online gamers so as to facilitate a few more moments of owning before being kicked by the community. Their scientific name is Owneddist Extremist.

Player 1: Wow that guy's GOOD!!!

Player 2: Oh No Its Assert!!

Player 1: Kick him before he Owns us!!

Player2: F11!!

*Assert has Left the Game*

by GamingCommunitysWorldwide October 4, 2018

Assberg

A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.

Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg!

by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006

passive assertive

The act of observing people as they proceed with an activity or action, absolutely refusing to offer an opinion or advice, then after the work is complete if any changes are suggested the passive assertive person will explain that's what they would have done in the first place.

"We've been working on this for a week, you haven't offered a single opinion or suggestion the whole time, and the first time we make a change you can't resist telling us how that's how you would've done it. You're so passive assertive it makes my eyeballs itch."

by ichyban July 21, 2015

random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.

While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.

by Amy W April 2, 2007