Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

Monkey's Ass

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.

Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass

by Gius? November 4, 2024

talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot

LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".

by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010

good ass money

A phrase David uses that has no numerical value, after several inquiries David will still not disclose how much "good ass money" actually is.

"Dude it doesn't matter dude, he's still gonna be making good ass money."

"What the hell is good ass money?"

"Yeah I'll finally be making that good ass money!"

by Billy8686 November 19, 2013

Ass money

A form of being pussy whipped.
When you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any.

Took my bitch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no snatch. (ASS MONEY)

by sancho1249 February 17, 2013

ass money

To have so much money, one does not have to get off his or her ass for anything!

He is rich!
How rich? new money, old money?
Forget that, he is 'ass money'!

by bigAD March 6, 2011

Flaming Ass Monkeys

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.

Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.

by Kayleb August 20, 2005