architect

A group of arrogant SOBs that think because they can draw pretty buildings that engineers are obsolete.

I am an architect. I just need an engineer for their "stamp".

by ahhole May 2, 2008

architecture

1. The overall appearance a woman's body.
2. A woman with an exellent body (ie well-built)

Homegirl's working with some serious architecture.

I'm sitting at the beach, admiring all the architecture.

by the architects October 2, 2007

Social Architect

Noun
A person with the talent or ability to conceptualize social strategies that self-effectuate small disparage groups together to form large communities held by common beliefs, causes or interests; who may not lead or be a member of the created communities.

We need a Social Architect to re-create buzz for our next keg party, especially after the incident with the police the last time we had one. Let's ask Tim for help to bring in the peeps.

Synonyms event organizerpeople motivator

by Millanorvik May 10, 2016

Architect

A useless fruit who smokes pot and draws houses. Architects require engineers to fix all of their mistakes.

If that architect wasn't so high all the time maybe he'd have drawn this correctly.

by Rogerovski January 21, 2009

Solution Architect

The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms

<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

architected

Adj. An object or building with interesting or clear design aspects. Something that it looks like someone went to great pains to design, with great results.

Man that pencil holder is architected. That podium sure was architected!

by Gene Dassing February 27, 2005

Architect

An architect is an engineer that didn't have the brain to get their degree, but they found in the first years of college that they could use autocad.

"Oh Tim, so you are an architect now huh?"

"Yea, I just couldn't get through dynamics and statics otherwise I'd be a practicing engineer."

by Barnifus August 13, 2008