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Arnold, Missouri

A blue collar town on the southern edge of St. Louis county. You can find Arnold by driving 55 south until you see the big mint green water tower, the likes of which I have only seen in Boliver, Mo, however theirs is powder blue. If you do see Arnold, it is likely that you are on your way somewhere else. Beware of the photo inforced intersections and do check out the new Hobby Lobby.

There are many parallels between Arnold, Missouri and Granite City, Illinois such as: Everyone in sourrounding areas considers themselves superior to Arnold, often making it the butt of classist jokes. The high school has the exact same school colors and Mascott. People are reconed to have fancy pickup trucks and fly the stars and bars, but not quite as much as in unincorporated Jefferson county. And the favored shopping mecca of both cities, Wal to the Mart. Only Arnold is just in the process of building their Super Center and Granite has had theirs.

Having lived both places, Arnold is on the way to somewhere and many people pass through it and business and expantion are on an upswing. Granite, on the other hand is somewhere that most people try to avoid. There is no downtown area in Arnold and there is a trailer court across from the high school, whereas Granite has a beautiful 30+ year old strip mall.

Arnold is also much, much cleaner than Granite. Annual flooding of the banks of the Marimac tends to spruce things up a little each spring.

People from just about everywhere say, OH..and change the subject upon discovering that you are from either place, but for the most part the people who live in these towns are pretty are nice. Unless you sit and tell them about how awful the place is that they live and then they may understandably express frustration and offence.
Hey, I'm going to LA over spring break...haha...lower Arnold, Missouri.

or
I'm going to UCLA...upper corner lower Arnold...haha
by Don't hate on my hometowns January 20, 2009
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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Greatest man of the 20th century. Will soon be president and take immediate action in returning the soldiers home. He will then deploy himself into the most dangerous territory to defend the US and destroy all weapons of mass destruction.
O you want to fuck with me?! Your a fucking Choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
by Mazoo November 4, 2004
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Arnold

that one kid with the yellow shirt from Magic School Bus who was really hot
Arnold: I’m hot and don’t like field trips.
by gouda12 February 6, 2021
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Arnold

An great, easy going person who understands the good and the bad in life. Follows ethical and moral values. Always a gentleman and loves being the one treating out his girlfriend. Can get angry at times, but it is only because he cares a lot. Very passionate about the things he feels and never resorts to quitting. Has many great innovative ideas but could use some assistance as some of these ideas can be quite ambitious. Usually a daredevil and a can be reckless at times, yet caring and overprotective of the woman he loves. Will try to fight through obstacles and will put up a fight if anything comes in the way. Great all around person - Someone you should never let go of. Lucky to find an Arnold in your life. He will most likely change your life - don't fight it, he will love you forever and support you through the good and bad.
"Damn! The Legend Lives...It's Arnold. I want him to be my friend and lover"

"Dios Mio! El Senor Arnold. Que Hermoso"
by Terminatrix September 9, 2012
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Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me
by JPnEB August 24, 2008
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Snipping Arnold

The insertion of a pair of scissors into a female's anus, then opening the scissors just a pinch, allowing the anus to expand minorly for a short period of time.
"Throw some lube on those scissors for when we decide to perform the snippy-snip-snip tonight"

"Hey, we've been together for 3 months now... can I please give you the snipping arnold?"
by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009
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