Armenian Sandbag 

n when a man over 300lbs lays his obesely fat stomach jelly rolls over the woman completely covering her, like a blanket while she attempts to perform poop sex with the one individual

"If you dont shut the fuck up i will Armenian Sandbag yo Ass."

Armenian Sandbag by Cody (drakone) June 20, 2006

Armenian Power 

Armenian Power is a dumb gang made by Armenian men in California, who think they're tough sh!t.

Wanna know hot to spot an Armo? they like to wear windbreaker pants with dress shoes and gold jewlery.

Armenian Power by byatch April 12, 2005

armenian thong 

the trail of butt hair that armenians (or other super hairy races) have..it resembles a thong, get it?

Yeah Lonnie was wearing only his armenian thong that night..gross

armenian thong by MaruChacowski October 19, 2008

Armenian Pee

Liquid found in many cheap fuels, such as automobile gases and
various mexican foods and candies. May contain bird flu, AIDS, the Black Plaque, SARS. Oh, and definitely much hair.

The car was running so well until we took to one of those second-hand gas stations in the middle of the Soviet Union, so we assumed that it was more than 70% Armenian Pee.

Armenian Pee by Jeff Gtlaungbzson January 2, 2009

Armenian Candy Apple

When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.

My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.

Armenian Candy Apple by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

Armenian standoff 

A sex act where two men lie head-to-toe, grasping each other's dicks. One man pushes while the other pulls, and they alternate in this way until one of them comes first, winning the standoff.

Like a Mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.

Last night I lost an Armenian standoff with Hagop.

Armenian standoff by dartmouth69 June 18, 2016

Armenian Glove

When five guys use a latex glove as a condom.

Too many guys using Armenian Glove's in the club tonight.

Armenian Glove by Computermichael1 March 26, 2015