A pussied-out, dumbed down version of the sport rugby. Where you can be the biggest fatass in the world and still play. The players on the field are basically 250 lb pawns of the coach. Do the players do any real thinking besides remembering/memorizing which plays are which? Nope. Many asshugging football players like to bash soccer as a sport which requires no skill. Sadly this is not true, but it does require not being a fatass so its a good thing they don't play anyway.
Fact: fags play football
Fact: fags play football
Sorry, I forgot how much skill and manliness there is in tackling each other for 5 hours. But of course not straight. Play only goes on for about 10 seconds at a time, at most, before a break so the fatasses can catch their breath.
American Football: for faggots, fatasses, and ugly fucks who generally lack even the remotest bits of athleticism.
American Football: for faggots, fatasses, and ugly fucks who generally lack even the remotest bits of athleticism.
by masrecio May 29, 2009
Get the American Footballmug. I like American Football. It combines my two other favourite sports - cricket and rugby.
One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.
The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.
One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.
The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.
On field banter from a typical american football game:
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."
by Turkurbentu April 7, 2009
Get the American Footballmug. The Greatest Game on Earth. The only sport to incorporate strategy, strength, speed, and stanima all in one game.
Soccer requires you to have speed and stanima, but you don't have to be strong or smart to play it
Basketball requires you to have speed, stanima, and strategy, but you don't have to be very strong to play it
Baseball requires you to have strength and speed but there isn't much strategy or stanima required
American Football requires you to have all of these traits so it is the greatest sport on earth IMO
Basketball requires you to have speed, stanima, and strategy, but you don't have to be very strong to play it
Baseball requires you to have strength and speed but there isn't much strategy or stanima required
American Football requires you to have all of these traits so it is the greatest sport on earth IMO
by Geeter August 31, 2006
Get the American Footballmug. The American version of rugby. For people who lack the mental ability to play rugby. Where plays are ran over and over again because the players are too stupid to use thier own initiative when the shit hits the fan. A match consists of one yard being made every minute or so. players are usually armoured up with oversized chunks of material.
by Naesc November 3, 2006
Get the American Footballmug. American Football is the act of trying to touch other men while running around in tights. For some reason it is called football (it is not played with the foot), but thats just because we're stupid americans. Football requires no stamina because individual plays last up to a grueling 15 seconds. Football players are people who just want to try to be bi-curious by taking showers with each other, and slapping each others asses. Most americans are obsessed with this sport, and on game days, resort to drunken blabbering and screaming random things. All around, the only good part of football is the super bowl half time show.
by CoolRunningsManBobSled November 17, 2010
Get the American Footballmug. Its a fucking cool ass sport its not ment for everyone and thats chill, Anerican football players tend to be more popular at school
by Jerry is a stupid name October 7, 2020
Get the American Footballmug. One of the most physically and mentally demanding sports in the world. To all the europeans that think its a sport for fat people to run in to each other you're wrong. Fat people that play football usually suck. It takes way more skill than soccer (I've played both). Try going up against a 240 lb linebacker thats yelling stuff to you about your mom than runs at you with a full out sprint and hits you so hard all you see is black for a few seconds than says something about how he lit your ass up while you're laying on the ground. You need way more leg strength than any other sport. The low man wins and by doing this you have to get REALLY low than on top of that you have to push guys that weigh around 200 lbs that are pushing back at you. Also if you say pads are for wimps they really don't do that much. All they do is make opponents hit you harder. On top of your own weight you have to carry you now have to carry another 30 lbs on your back while sprinting down the field.
European that thinks football is gay: American Football is gay.
American Football player: No you're just a pussy.
European that thinks football is gay: Yeah you're right.
American Football player: No you're just a pussy.
European that thinks football is gay: Yeah you're right.
by bowdown May 25, 2008
Get the American Footballmug.