she’s doing alidativities again.
“what’s alidativites?”
an activity that makes no sense at all in anyway.
“what’s alidativites?”
an activity that makes no sense at all in anyway.
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1. A walking indictment of the system. When someone drinks, drives, obliterates a coworker’s car, injures them, runs from the scene, gets arrested later, shows up on the evening news… and somehow keeps their job like they just missed a staff meeting.
2. The ultimate “rules are for other people” speed-run. A flawless execution of criminal stupidity paired with god-tier immunity.
3. (verb) To Almeida a situation – to stack felonies, lawsuits, and headlines, then stroll back into work untouched while everyone else wonders why they even try to be decent humans.
1. A walking indictment of the system. When someone drinks, drives, obliterates a coworker’s car, injures them, runs from the scene, gets arrested later, shows up on the evening news… and somehow keeps their job like they just missed a staff meeting.
2. The ultimate “rules are for other people” speed-run. A flawless execution of criminal stupidity paired with god-tier immunity.
3. (verb) To Almeida a situation – to stack felonies, lawsuits, and headlines, then stroll back into work untouched while everyone else wonders why they even try to be decent humans.
Example sentences:
“That wasn’t an accident — that was an Almeida.”
“If I did one-tenth of that, I’d be unemployed, bankrupt, and shunned. She Almeida’d it and got benefits.”
“HR watched the mugshot, shrugged, and said ‘she’s still good.’ Legendary Almeida behavior.”
“That wasn’t an accident — that was an Almeida.”
“If I did one-tenth of that, I’d be unemployed, bankrupt, and shunned. She Almeida’d it and got benefits.”
“HR watched the mugshot, shrugged, and said ‘she’s still good.’ Legendary Almeida behavior.”
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Get the danny almeida mug.Does not have any purpose but has or is trying to find one. Has many friends but not treated equally. Has narcissistic traits but does not want to admit. Loud and messy. Has many fake friends but keeps up or tries to stick with them, but cannot take him or her sometimes. Feels useless and mostlikely has mental issues which causes his narcissism.
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Get the Giuliano Almeda mug.A film that was produced by Karan Johar that is the best film out there. It is about Dev and Maya first meet at Mayas wedding where he gives her some advice. 4 years later they meet again. They go to a party and discuss that they don’t like parties where they sing the song Rock n Roll Soniye. Later on Dev and Maya meet a train station and ask for a hand in friendship to salvage their marriages but instead they fall in love with each other which then makes them grow further and further apart from their partner. They sleep together and it all comes out and Amitabh Bachan has a heart attack
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Get the kabhi alvida naa kehna mug.Most known for being the most random girl god created, Maria Almeida is a girl your friends are jealous of.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
boy1: Yesterday i met the most random girl yet, but she seemed pretty cool, talked about Sebo de Gamer.
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
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