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Amateur porn

Pornography in which the participants are amateur performers as opposed to professionals. Often takes the form of a home movie. Owing to the low-budget nature, often filmed static-shot or P.O.V style. A celebrity who indulges in this may see it released as a sex tape.
I was so bored last night I spent five hours watching amateur porn on YouPorn.
by Ucrylic May 22, 2010
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Alateen

A fellowship of kids, usually teenagers, whose lives have been affected by someone's else's drinking. Alateen is a safe place where kids can come together to share and recover from the effects of living with the problem drinking of a relative or friend.

The only requirement of membership is that there be a problem of alcoholism in a relative or friend.

Alateen's program of recovery is adapted from Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and is based upon the Twelve Steps, Twelve Traditions, and the Twelve Concepts of Service. It is not a religious organization, though some groups may meet in churches.

What Alateen members learn:
*compulsive drinking is a disease.
*they can detach themselves emotionally from the drinker's problems while continuing to love the person.
*they are not the cause of anyone else's drinking or behavior.
*they cannot change or control anyone but themselves.
*they have spiritual and intellectual resources with which to develop their own potentials, no matter what happens at home.
*they can build satisfying and rewarding life experiences for themselves.
At first John was unsure when his friend Jim asked him to come to the Alateen meeting, thinking it was a relgious cult. What John found there, however, were other teenagers whom he could relate to. Not all of them listened to the same music, but he found he could relate to what they were going through and he found tools to deal with living with an alcoholic. After several meetings he began to feel less alone.
by Anonymous 12 July 3, 2006
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MacBook Amateur

The aluminum MacBook, released by Apple in October 2008.

The day it was released, it was modeled as a new version of the MacBook. However, in June of 2009, at WWDC, it was announced that a newer version of this MacBook would be created, the 13" MacBook Pro.

The main difference between the two was the Firewire 800 port being added to the Pro, in addition to an SD card slot, backlit keyboard, and built-in battery.

This phrase was dubbed by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B., when the new MacBook Pro was created. And, oh, how mighty and mighty the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. is.
Alfred: (When syncing iPad for the first time) We are deploying the MacBook Amateur, a name that was coined by the Mighty, Mighty Adam B. Adam, could you say what the MacBook Amateur is?

Adam B.: It's the aluminum ackbe--, ackbook, Ackbar -- It's a trap!
by RA_andom November 1, 2010
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amateur radio

A bunch of bald middle aged men. In order to be a female in amateur radio you must be one the males mother, lover, or daughter. The term Om, for old man is supposed to be used but males are always referred to by there call letters. They call woman Yl's as often as they can.
My YL really hates my interest in amateur radio I did however convince my YL to get her call wich is useful to keep up my pile ups when I have to qsy for a dump.
by active radiology September 4, 2006
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drop a gate

Simply to take a hit from a waterfall bong.

Made by melting a small, dime-sized hole in the bottom of a water bottle and installing a bowl or socket wrench gasket in the cap.
While gates are rough on the lungs and taste pretty bad, they get you stoned effectively for cheap.
Yo, you ready to drop a gate?
Hell yeah! We drop gates in downtown all the time!

Did you pack the gate tight?

Yeah, drop this gate and we'll probably have some left for seconds.
by Tyke's little. December 27, 2010
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amateur dealer

A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.
Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by westfalia January 14, 2010
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amateurific

Someone that is so unskilled at something that they give a terrific display of just how badly something can be done.
John's attempt at picking up women could best be described as "amateurific".
by Mopar Mike January 13, 2017
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