non-offensive swears

fargin bastige!

f-ing bastard!

by sparky December 5, 2003

Offensive Joke

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.

Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark

by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

offensive memes

another word for pornography

I like offensive memes

by spaceistasty July 1, 2017

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?

Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO

by Mmmmcereal June 3, 2016

Offensive Board

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010

offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

Awefensive

word, phrase or staemenr someone makes that is way out of line, shocking, and just in poor taste, inappropriatet, etc.

He called her a W----e! I can't believe he said that. it was totally awefensive!i

by Spootin1 October 3, 2012