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False Accusations

When someone fasly accuses you of doing something that you didn’t do.
Boyfriend: You weren’t really taking a nap we’re you? I bet you were cheating because you’re a liar or some shit

Girlfriend: Why are you accusing me of being a cheating liar when I was just fucking sleeping ? Stop giving me false accusations
by SGM01 September 23, 2018
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Struck out the Bank Account

Putting up a K. AKA putting up 1000 dollars in the bank.
A K means Kilo which means 1000. "Kilometer, Kilobyte"

In baseball when a person is struck out, the pitcher will receive a 'K' in the score books. They will also put up the letter 'K' on a sign usually in the outfield.

If you strike out your bank account you have put up a K which means putting 1000 dollars in your account.
Man: Man you've been working a lot.
Man2: I know but I just struck out the bank account again.
Man: I hear that, another $1000.
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account executive

Account executive are mostly responsible for the more practical parts of the advertising jobs (ie leaflets, distributions, adaptations of materials from different languages, making sure the client is always happy even if it includes a fluffing). They answer to the respective account supervisor and/or to the client service director/account director in short words primarily compromised of yes. That depends on the country and on the account you are working for. In Spain for example, an account executive could probably develop very important campaigns on his/her own which the Account Supervisor or Creative Director will later take credit for.
Who do I have to kill to get this job done. The account executive
by juicie fruit February 9, 2010
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Account Manager

What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.
IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.
by j_ballin April 7, 2015
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swiss bank account

A Swiss Bank Account is a very special bank account indeed. It is for those who have a very large sum of money. The family usually leaves the money in their bank account in Swizterland and moves to America where they open a new account (ex. Wachovia). The money increases overtime in Swizterland making that family even richer.
My friend Sam told me that he dosn't have a lot of money in his bank account here in American, but he has a large sum in is "Swiss Bank Account".
by dan lourie June 27, 2006
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accurate

free from error or defect
"Arya's memories were more accurate than Nina's due to the large amount of alcohol she ingested... Thus, she was too intoxicated to remember certain events accurately"
by Amizzle18 December 24, 2009
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accounting

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.
"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.
by flurky September 24, 2003
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