an oggle

An ounce of Weed, Cocaine e.t.c

lad av got an oggle of cheese der

by scouserboy May 2, 2011

an inconvenient poop

When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.

Guy 1: why did you leave the game
Guy 2: had an inconvenient poop
Guy 1: bummer

by James McKinley May 24, 2008

An Ardernity

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.

by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022

An Oregon BJ

Based on full service refueling at gas stations in oregon, where the driver is not allowed to pump his or her own gas.

In this context here the Oregonian BJ is a full service Blow Job, where the woman does all the work from start to finish, from unzipping and de-belting, to cleaning up and re-pantsing.

Can also be called an Oregonian

Me: Dude, I totally got An Oregon BJ this morning!!!
Dude: NO WAY!!!

by figbush September 14, 2009

an almighty shitey

A crap so satisfying that even the Good Lord himself would look down upon it and nod his approval

I did an Almighty shitey this morning

by TheBigTicket November 3, 2014

an RNS

Laughing, eating, having drinks and rapping together with someone (mostly about loyalty, integrity & brotherhood) for 15+ years and then deciding it is time to fuck his current girlfriend. Famously came out after the most popular Macedonian rapper Tonyo San (RNS) did this to a long time friend and group member.

Man, I can't believe he pulled an RNS on him.

by Nakot June 30, 2018

an uncle joe

When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.

I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.

by Jbone2020 November 4, 2018