Dick

Nothing more than a vaginal probe. Its where it belongs :)

My vagina is so gonna be stuffed tonight with Jared's titanic dick!

by missmetalhead January 18, 2013

dick

A penis. Used for sex, and peeing.

Caroline - Yo he is such a dick.

Gary - Dont call him a dick, life aint easy being a dick. You've got a head you cant think with, an eye you cant see with, balls you cant play with, your neighbours an asshole, and your best friend is a total pussy.

Caroline - ...

by Gary V. March 5, 2007

dicking

When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything

oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking

by piddla May 15, 2017

Dick

A generic name for a heterosexual man.

Girl 1: Where did Dick go?
Girl 2: I’m not sure. Can you remember his name?
Girl 1: I think it’s Matthew.
Girl 3: It’s Michael, and he’s gay.

by dick69 April 15, 2009

Dick

A male

Kara: You need to loosen up girl and go get some dick
Lydia: Some dick it is

by Anonymously_Anonymous August 21, 2021

Dicking

To have such a high ego you ride your own meat.

"Abishan has been dicking himself lately"

by rattig December 10, 2022

Dick

We all know that your bored so you have to search this up I get it but go on google or some shit idk do something creative you bored fuck.

Wow you have a big dick

by MintGOD October 19, 2020