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rake yohn

A religious cult founded in 1999 by (described as self-proclaimed by some) philosopher Rake Yohn. Monthly rituals for the followers of this cult include the burning of mustard, the mixing of various chemicals, and the bizzare practice of "antiquing", in which members throw raw flour at each other. Consequently, the FBI has declared the Followers of Rake Yohn cult to be a potential threat to National Security, though there have been no charges filed to date.
"Authorities have announced that they are keeping a close eye on The Followers of Rake Yohn cult."
-CNN.com, February 10, 2004
by James Martin March 10, 2004
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Yohanan

The coolest, hottest, smartest, sweetest, funniest & iconic person to ever and will ever exist.
"Wow! This party is lame. We need to call Yohanan so we can start having some fun."
by The alpha grinch November 26, 2020
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Yoha

another word for god, it's orgin began on a discord server after the tiktok user "fishie.fish" was seen in a Scoops Ahoy costume but the word "ahoy" was backwards since front cameras reverse images and videos
Joana: "what a pretty day out HAIL YOHA"
User 2: "Praise YOHA"
by PraiseYoha January 29, 2020
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Yohance

Someone who loves playing video games, and has a huge penis. He is really sexy and cute and can get mad really fast. Yohance is the best boyfriend you can have, he cooks for you and all. He also is a gentleman and if he doesnt like you then you must did something he didnt like.
Yohance is awesome
by Kduck123 June 5, 2019
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Yohann

A rly cool guy who is good at most sports and is liked by most ppl.he is always looking for ways to help others and will make anyone wanna be his friend
damn.i wish i was friends with yohann
by Jason Maguire November 5, 2019
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Yonna

Yonna’s are very whole-hearted,
they care so much it can get very overwhelming. Yonna’s love heavily and making people
happy, is all they want. Yonna’s have old souls but very playful personality. Very young at heart. Older Yonna’s look very young for their age. They are very hard to impress but once you catch their attention, you become their number one. When they do have their mind set on someone, its hard for them to forget them. Yonna’s loves music, they listen to anything that will fit their moods for the day.
Yonna’s are amazingly talented, and know it but dont show it. Many people need a Yonna in their lives in order to function, because Yonna’s are very supportive and will always have your back. Many doesn’t realized this

until they're gone. While Yonna’s can act very
humorous and have blonde moments at times,
Yonna’s are very sensitive and hide their true
emotional feelings. They conceal many things while also selectively exerting their feelings at the same time. Yonna’s are very intelligent and they always excel in whatever they do. Their toxic traits are their relentless to prove you’re wrong and they will cut you out in their life like you never existed. But Yonna’s can brighten up anyone’s day with their beautiful smile. Don’t ever let one go.
That’s Yonna for you, her beautiful smile is contagious
by LucyLoveCharlie November 23, 2021
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A’yonna

A’yonna is the name fit for a queen. She is a very nice person who has some sass in her. You will never catch her doing you dirty because she isn’t that type of person. She is a beautiful and loving friend that everyone needs in they life.But don’t test her cuz she will snap back.
A’yonna is the most beautiful and smart person I’ve ever met! That’s my bsfff.
by blackandbeautifullady July 3, 2018
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