Tard wrangler

The one friend that has to stay sober so they can wrangle all the retards from a night of drinking

I guess I’m the tard wrangler for the night

by Enticious December 11, 2018

dragon wrangler

the art of wrangling and taming dragons for personal uses.
but most often than not to be sold on the black market to prevent taxatiion. the only known is Ian goldsmith A.K.A. "fish"

fish is a great dragon wrangler.

by the "x" January 22, 2010

Data Wrangler

Any member of personnel (often IT) who's job deals extensively with the manipulation, transfer, or control of databases or the like

Hey Jimbo, The server just crashed again. Better call up the Data Wranglers so they know this problem is consistant.

by pythonspam May 13, 2004

Retard Wrangler

An employer that constantly hires retards to work in their shop

Well I just hired another moron... I must be the biggest retard wrangler.

by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015

wangerin

Non-specific plans to hang out.
Loitering, hanging out, or strolling with friends, waiting for something good to happen.
From the word "wander"
(Pronounced wahn-Grrr-in)

H: What are you doing saturday?
C: I was going to wangerin the mall with Emily
H: Sounds good!

B: Man, we need to make better plans.
C: What's wrong?
B: We always end up wangerin to no end.

by Jim McKennery January 10, 2008

sausage wrangler

One of the friends in your group of friends that tries to act cool but everyone really knows that he is a flaming shitlord.

look at john trying to talk to that chick, what a gay bitch sausage wrangler.

by gindertopia March 5, 2010

Mouse Wrangler

A technical assistant in a lab, particularly one that works with mice.

"Professor, how did you become so rich, famous, and wise?"

"I began, like you, as a humble mouse wrangler ..."

by Lenny Moondog September 14, 2011