Workster

\werk-stur\n. adj. A word coined by New York's Blackout Artists for an individual who has chosen the responsible path in life while still remaining to ooze coolness. Workster's value non mainstream music, the arts, blogs, bikes, skateboards long and short, vintage-esque clothes (on the nights and weekends), fitness, social settings, moderate politics, hobbies, capitalism, and careers with a future.

Lawyer 1: Bill, what are you listening to?
Lawyer 2: Yeasayer
Lawyer 1: Never heard of-em
Lawyer 2: Most people haven't
Lawyer 1: ...fucking workster

Banker 1: Steve, I can't stand this baggy-ass button down. There's always so much shit in the back. Does Macy's carry that fitted shirt you were wearing yesterday?
Banker 2: No
Banker 1: ...fucking workster

Rando super-hot girl at lounge: I love those boots. And that shirt is awesome- what vintage store did you find that at?
Corporate Real Estate Analyst: Saks.
Rando super-hot girl at lounge: ...fucking workster

by The Generator Moderator November 12, 2010

That Works

Common phrase meant to indicate that something is an acceptable solution, sometimes as a means of describing someone's surprise at the success of an action after witnessing it's completion.

"I don't know what to do! It's broken!"
*Replaces batteries*
"Oh, that works..."

by KarmaLog August 3, 2018

It Just Works

When you don't need to explain how or why something works, it just does.

Made famous by the infamous Todd Howard.

"All of it just works, It just works!"

by Mattbatcraz January 28, 2020

workshop

Place where metal is hammered, wood shaved, solder melted (and fingers burned).

"Anyone who uses the word workshop outside of light engineering is a twat." Alexei Sayle

by pedantPlusPlus March 23, 2005

workasm

A workasm is a person who cannot stop having orgasms at work. Usually they try to hide it and end up in closets and conference rooms.

Our boss thought he was being discreet but the whole staff knew he was having workasms with colleagues when he thought no on was looking.

by Momma_1 December 21, 2018

Works

Insulin syringes. Needles drug paraphernalia.

“Yo bro you got any works on you? I’m tryna shoot this gram of straight fetty I just copped.”

by Owlixm August 4, 2019

The Works Package

Oral sex where the recipient, in addition to the basic genital package, also receives a thorough tongue bath of the anal and "taint" regions....because the works package always includes the undercarriage.

I was glad I'd taken the time to shave the southern pass, because Sally gave me a blow job with the works package.

by Dan92672 June 22, 2011