Wikipedia 

Wikipedia is the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

Teacher: Where did you get your information?
Kid1: Wikipedia.
Kid2: The free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit?
Kid1: Yes.
Teacher: Don't use Wikipedia because it is wrong.
*Kid1 and 2 stare at Teacher*

Wikipedia by xX420MCplayerXx January 9, 2021

wikipedia 

The website that our teachers tell us not to use but we still use anyway.

Teacher: Now class I want you to research The 1663 war. This is due on Monday submit by 12 am. Please don't do this last minute and use Wikipedia.

Me on Sunday 11:55 pm: Right so the 1663 war happened in 2015 I Antarctica. Makes sense thanks Wikipedia.

wikipedia by AreYouReadingMyName March 1, 2021

Wikipedia 

A website with information about the past and present. Teachers will give you an F if you use it, because it's untrustworthy

Teacher:And what sources did you use for your presentation?
Student:Wikipedia
Teacher: You know that anyone can edit the pages on wikipedia right? All of the information on your presentation are wrong now! F, and get out of my face!

Wikipedia by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021

wikipedia 

not a reliable source

Teacher when grading my essay: Wikipedia is not a reliable source. 6/10

wikipedia by random guy online69420 January 13, 2022

wikipedia 

By the people, but not necessarily for the people. Attempts to define and explain everything, ideally without writing a book on every topic.
Has the same issues as any other democracy or a place, with group majorities - tribalism and its cultural influence: A place were simps, feminists, bitches, are making their tribal biases/opinions 'scientific', while linking what is pretty much their own blog's shitposts for sources; and nerds are trying to make their hobby/area of expertise articles as unreadable as possible for a commoner.

Has a tendency of throwing you into a rabbit whole of information, when you've already forgotten your initial question and have ended up reading articles on ancient Chinese schools of thought for no reason.

I disagree with that wikipedia article, so I've edited the definition to be a more 'objective representation of reality'. Also I'm undoing all the edits that disagree with me, my majority will prevail!

I'm wikipedia-eductated.

wikipedia by veinsofgold May 31, 2022

Wikipedia 

Wikipedia is the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

Teacher: Wikipedia is not a source
Students: But it can be.

Wikipedia by Klojhgfcvbn June 6, 2022

wikipedia 

ahh, Wikipedia is the savior of students everywhere. wikipedia is the source of every middle school paper that was done at 11:59 to turn in at 12:00

Example??

HA, Just read any of my school papers you will find everything copied from Wikipedia.

wikipedia by The 1 who speaks the truth December 1, 2022