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Dave Wide Drunk

The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.
That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...
by Reverend Snowback August 1, 2011
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wide receiver

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love.
He is a wide receiver!
by Ian Chode February 1, 2004
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Wide Glider

Damn. She is a wide glider.
by rainman911 March 15, 2009
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widemush

"widemush"

Geordie slang meaning "to be sly and deceitful in a way that benefits you and sometimes others around you"
Example "Jimmy pretended he had ran out of cigarettes until the end of the night when everyone was choking for a smoke, he then revealed an unopened box" thus making Jimmy a widemush.
by Otis Gray February 16, 2014
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Wideloader

A guy who walks around like he has basketballs under his arms. Same as ILS (inflated lats syndrome)
"Look at Miller, walking around like he has basketballs under his arms, he's such a wideloader!
by JackTors January 27, 2019
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widepeepoSad

A Twitch emote added by the FFZ browser extension. It shows a wide Peepo the Frog crying.

Commonly used as a reaction to things that would devastate a little kid. You're likely to see it when the streamer shoots an animal in their game or when they say something mean to chat.

It's really cute so you feel sorry for it when you see it. This makes it perfect for teasing the streamer but kinda inappropriate for things that are actually devastating. Sadge is a better option in that context.
Streamer playing GTA: *deliberately drives over a dog* "Whoops!"
Every single person in chat: "widepeepoSad"
by farco_ March 18, 2021
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widegator

a derogatory term used to describe pedophiles and those addicted to children. alias' can also include uwuCh1ldG4m1ngyt, FaxYo, ItsCoronaTime_v1, and no0bgaming_yt. Tends to lurk on discord servers and Minecraft. Is also very violent and will beat children's meats and women.
Damn, widegator is at it again sexually assaulting six million Jewish children and beating three hundred thousand wives.
by BeanMan6969 July 9, 2021
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