nose wide open

The term is used to say a person, most usually a male, is crazy in love or lust over a girl, will focus total attention on her, ignoring his friends; maybe a hint that she is exploiting him.

i never see him now that he's smitten with his new girlfriend. he'll do anything for her; she's got his nose wide open.

by Smash Like August 25, 2013

Widow's memory

Any type of large sausage such as a saveloy as it resembles a penis.

"Do you fancy a bit of fish with your chips tonight"

"Nah, I'm in a meaty mood, I think I'll have a Widow's memory instead"

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

widepeepoHappy

Twitch emote added by the FFZ extension. Used as an expression of pure childlike joy when you come across something that makes you feel warm and happy inside. Opposite of widepeepoSad.

Extra width makes this emote objectively superior to peepoHappy.

When a cute doggo appears on stream.
Chat: "widepeepoHappy"

by Cybersyn October 18, 2020

Widdly Scuds

A phrase appended to the end of a semi-incoherent fast food order while in an altered state of mind. Spoken with an upward inflection as a question, its true meaning is usually unknown to both orderer and fast food worker.

Orderer: Yeah I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango, with bacon please, also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please. Widdly scuds?
Worker:widdly scuds?
Orderer......what?

by ontario April 5, 2010

work widow

Commonly found among the partners of consultants and salespeople, a state of "temporary widowhood" caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other. A woman, married or in a relationship, who is often left alone on a regular basis for significant periods of time (multiple days), enough to seem to be single or without companionship.

Male version: Work Widower

With her husband's work schedule only allowing him to visit every other weekend, she was often know to refer to herself as a 'work widow'.

by MeganInMunich November 10, 2008

Cock Carousel Widow

A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.

This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".

by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017

Warcraft Widow

Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.

I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.

by xela September 1, 2008