welp

(interjection): another word for well as in "Oh well.", (noun): a pointless event.

(interjection): Welp, don't even try to turn on the tv, I broke it.
(noun): Trying to fix that busted tv is a welp.

by Allen Hughes III April 27, 2003

Welp

Simply a word often used to show one does not care. Used most commonly by teenagers of this generation to portray a nonchalant attitude towards something.

Teacher: "If you don't put your food away I'm going to kick you out of my class and I'll call your parents."

Chuvonya: "Welp! Do you need their numbers?"

by The anonymous angel July 20, 2018

welpedge

the act of blowing a green or brown booger from your nasal cavity.

i sure wish i could use my welpage skills to get this stuff out of my nasal cavity

by taylor keating May 24, 2004

Whelmed

The state of neither being over- or under-whelmed.

Matt was no longer overwhelmed by the team; merely whelmed.

by TBlanners December 13, 2016

Whelm

Verb. To Whelm. When someone or something is distinctly average and you are not moved by him/it at all.

You need to do more than just whelm them in your interview. You need to be unforgettable.

or

"How was that job candidate?"

"He was okay. I was whelmed."

by MammaLynn April 8, 2009

Whelk

Not a common insult you hear but a very good one.

Means a very annoying person who never knows when to shut up.

Bloke one, "Hey your girlfriends a skank"
Bloke two, "Get the F*** out you Whelk"

by Georgied September 29, 2011

Whelm

1. To be swept beneath by a wave.

2. (To be) the effect of experiencing something of mediocre quality ; -ing; -ed

3. Neither good nor bad, simply existing

The movie last night was completely whelming.

I thought I would be excited by the fair, but I was whelmed at best.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008